January 2012
11 posts
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sopa king we todd did.
Dear brown rice and vegetables,
You taste like brown rice and vegetables. Please stop.
Love, Amanda
I just want to punch every Nook in the face. Fuck Nooks.
2 tags
WINO BLOGGING
Brought to you by my friends best friends soul mates eternal lovers at Barefoot Moscato. Because hey, if you’re gonna get mildly tipsy, you should do it for less than $10.
Why not just go out and drink? Funny you should ask. I have to be up at 4:30am on New Year’s Day to get ready for a 7am shift at work. Yes, it takes me that long because I have an HOUR commute. Plus, I just got...
December 2011
17 posts
1 tag
Boss: Are you interested in any overtime next week?
Me: No.
While pumping gas tonight a textbook crazy bag lady asked me for 27 cents. She didn’t want to walk “all the way home” for such a small amount of money. She had a box of cigarettes in her hand, so I know she had about 6 bucks a few minutes ago, but I didn’t want her to hex me, so I gave her exactly 27 cents. She comes back out and says she needed the change for a lottery...
November 2011
15 posts
America; where you don’t get the day off to vote, only to shop.
“But when a saga popular with pre-adolescent girls peaks romantically on a night...”
– NPR’s Linda Holmes reviews Twilight Breaking Dawn, Pt. 1 (via diandrabird)
Profoundly irresponsible.
(via librarysciences)
Spaghetti-stop-and-the-water-go-head
bestrooftalkever:
n. (italian-american) What my great-grandmother used to call a colander.
I made a T-shirt with a slight variation of this (“spaghetti stop, water go through”) when I heard that my grandmother called it this. Related by weirdness.
October 2011
10 posts
Watchch4nel:
bewbies:
omfg
IOFSAKDASOP I FUCKING CANT OMG
WAIT FOR IT.
