January 2009
22 posts
WatchAs a lover of all-things-infomercial, this video had me rofling.
I’m not the biggest fan of Jeff’s-turned-Susanna’s “Parents Just Don’t Understand” weekly column on CollegeHumor, but this had me rolling:
My mom called me over to ask why her cactus cord wasn’t working to charge her phone through her computer. After realizing that the “cactus” was her way of identifying the USB sign, I informed her that she...
WatchThere is the level of excitement that a normal person would have for this, and then there’s MY level of excitement. It looks like everyone is letting go and having fun. If there’s a God, this show will continue on so long that the original cast will move on to bigger opportunities and be replaced by crappy fresh-outta-high-school morons and I will be able to say “Man, I remember...
WatchI never thought I’d say this, but too much Chris Brown! However, mashing the “dah dah dee dums” of Disturbia with the strings of Viva La Vida is fucking goosebump-inducing.
streeter:
Damn, this guy is talented.
10% Psychic
I have always tried to convince everyone I know that I am 10% psychic. Most people think it’s a punchline, laugh, and change the topic. But I swear to god I think it’s true.
Take today for example. I was tumbling as usual when I saw a youtube video clip of Bill Murray’s whisper in Lost in Translation. I never saw the movie, so I decided to Google for movie spoilers. Now, about 6...
“Sometimes that mountain you’ve been climbing is just a grain of sand.”
– Carrie Underwood, “So Small”
Amazing - Kanye West feat. Young Jeezy
Never gave...
“…if we don’t change course soon, we may be the first generation in a...”
– Barack Obama, The Audacity of Hope
Page 12 and already I’m stunned at such an optimisitc view of this country.
Fucking Stupid Person of the Day
To spare the fucking idiots on this campus the embarassment, I’ll omit all identifying details of this story.
She came into the office where I work asking for a favor. “Do you have permission from the appropriate channels for this to happen?” I asked her.
“I didn’t know I needed permission for this.”
Well, dumb bitch, contrary to what you and the voices in...
Sometimes I wake up a few minutes before my alarm clock is set to go off. When I turn it off, I wonder if deep down inside the alram clock is thinking “Shit, man. That really sucks. I was waiting all night!” :-/
I had no idea how many of Sarah McLaughlan’s song titles were related to pet adoption.