January 2012
12 posts
I just want to punch every Nook in the face. Fuck Nooks.
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WINO BLOGGING
Brought to you by my friends best friends soul mates eternal lovers at Barefoot Moscato. Because hey, if you’re gonna get mildly tipsy, you should do it for less than $10.
Why not just go out and drink? Funny you should ask. I have to be up at 4:30am on New Year’s Day to get ready for a 7am shift at work. Yes, it takes me that long because I have an HOUR commute. Plus, I just got...
December 2011
16 posts
1 tag
Boss: Are you interested in any overtime next week?
Me: No.
While pumping gas tonight a textbook crazy bag lady asked me for 27 cents. She didn’t want to walk “all the way home” for such a small amount of money. She had a box of cigarettes in her hand, so I know she had about 6 bucks a few minutes ago, but I didn’t want her to hex me, so I gave her exactly 27 cents. She comes back out and says she needed the change for a lottery...
