Oooooh you wicked, wicked monkey!

I know you’re reading this and I hope you know you’re a fucking coward.

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:33:40 -0400

I know you’re reading this and I hope you know you’re a fucking coward.

My closets are outside the bedroom, in the hallway. The lights turn on when the switch is on the...

Sun, 12 May 2013 18:30:59 -0400

My closets are outside the bedroom, in the hallway.

The lights turn on when the switch is on the “off” position.

And that top step is a bit wonky.

But this is my first apartment ever, and I’m so fucking stoked it’s unreal.

me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on

Thu, 09 May 2013 21:12:28 -0400

me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on

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Thu, 09 May 2013 21:02:03 -0400

the-vashta-nerada: so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that...

Wed, 08 May 2013 20:24:08 -0400

the-vashta-nerada:

so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing

like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch

you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees

you couldn’t wear your own clothing

"Everything changes when you start to emit your own frequency rather than absorbing the frequencies..."

Sat, 04 May 2013 20:03:59 -0400

“Everything changes when you start to emit your own frequency rather than absorbing the frequencies around you, when you start imprinting your intent on the universe rather than receiving an imprint from existence.”

- Barbara Marciniak (via talisman)

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Sat, 04 May 2013 19:52:23 -0400

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Sat, 04 May 2013 19:52:05 -0400

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Sun, 28 Apr 2013 20:09:47 -0400

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 18:40:35 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

paper-planes-and-toy-trains: you are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 21:13:53 -0400

paper-planes-and-toy-trains:

you are my sunshine

my only sunshine

you make me happy

when skies are gray

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

please dont take

my sunshine away

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Wed, 24 Apr 2013 21:01:16 -0400

cj-sewers: dey see me rollin’

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 22:14:01 -0400

cj-sewers:

dey see me rollin’

napoleonbonapoptart: If you get me chipotle you will get chipotlaid

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 14:12:51 -0400

napoleonbonapoptart:

If you get me chipotle you will get chipotlaid

Fuck you, white hat asshole.

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 21:04:25 -0400

Fuck you, white hat asshole.

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Tue, 16 Apr 2013 18:58:03 -0400

I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 13:58:41 -0400

Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

explodingdog: listening to your voice

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 23:04:13 -0400

explodingdog:

listening to your voice

explodingdog: Now That You’re Gone, I Don’t Know What to...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 20:24:54 -0400

explodingdog:

Now That You’re Gone, I Don’t Know What to Do

Explodingdog at the Daily Dot

fuckyeahdementia: bitches love toast

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 20:24:07 -0400

fuckyeahdementia:

bitches love toast